Car Killers

I was rollin' down the highway as the sun set one fine day
I'd been workin' hard and was ready to go out and play
It was time for a nice cold glass of beer
When all of a sudden out jumped a deer
Then I heard a "thump" and I watched him fly away

I had a headlight out and I started leakin' oil
And my hood was crunched up like a piece of aluminum foil
The only thing that I was sure proud to see is that
I got him better'n he go me
But then I looked at my car and my blood began to boil

     So all you car killers, you better watch out for me
     'Cause I'm headin' for the woods on an antler-shootin' spree
     You're about to learn a brand-new word for "fear"
     Y'all killed my car, so I'm goin' huntin' deer

Solo

When I look at my car it brings a big tear to my eye
'Cause it was runnin' fine and was much too young to die
The whole front grille is smashed
And the radiator's bent in half
I don't know if I can fix it but I'm damn sure gonna try

     So all you car killers, you better watch out for me
     'Cause I'm headin' for the woods on a Bambi-blastin' spree
     Before you cross the highway you're too dumb to look around
     Y'all killed my car, so you're all goin' down

Solo

I'm gonna head on out and join the NRA
Then buy a .458 so I can make those damn deer pay
And if someone asks me how I can do it
I'll say "just squeeze the trigger easy - that's all there is to it"
I'll put meat on the table in that good old fashioned way

     So all you car killers you better watch out for me
     I've got a chip on my shoulder the size of an old oak tree
     And you better believe that every word I've said is true
     Y'all killed my car, now I'm comin' after you.....

     Y'all killed my car, now I'm comin' after you!